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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Trotsky eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺

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