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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Kirk eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗

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