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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Picard eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮

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