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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Roxy eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺

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