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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Rocky eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏

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