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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Professor Wibble eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊

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