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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Miss Wibble eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺

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