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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Ms Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖

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