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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Bilbo eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮

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