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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Luna eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺

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