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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Rex eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺

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