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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Darth Vader eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮

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