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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Roxy eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖

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