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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Ginger eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛

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