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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Pepper eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍

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