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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Stella eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮

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