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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Murphy eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗

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