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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Charlie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮

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