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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Charlie eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻

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