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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Frodo eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁

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