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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Trotsky eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃

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