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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Spock eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊

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