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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Stella eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡

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