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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Bilbo eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺

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