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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Sugar eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡

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