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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Pebbles eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺

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