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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Roxy eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊

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