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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Minnie eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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