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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Maya eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮

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