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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Sparky eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏

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