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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Murphy eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖

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