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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Loki eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍

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