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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Snort eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯

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