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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Simpkins eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘

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