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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Tinkerbell eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁

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