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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Tilly eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃

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