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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Millie eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗

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