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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Lola eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘

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