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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Teddy eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏

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