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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Molly eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻

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