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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Sugar eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃

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