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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Roxy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘

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