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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Rufus eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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