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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖

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