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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗

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