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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊

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