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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Ziggy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛

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