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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Simpkins eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯

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