Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Misty eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.