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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘

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