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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Trotsky eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘

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